Tracklist
1.You're Dead!1:29lyrics +
You’re dead, but you don’t even know it Had a kid and you’re gonna loathe it You’re dead, but you don’t even know it Your life is done, you’re gonna blow it Time to sell the motorcycle, get a family-friendly car Too busy catching up on sleep, there’s no time to play guitar You wanna get up and get away, but you’re afraid the sitter’s shooting dope Hold onto that precious package, keep that baby under a microscope Life gets harder when you’re caring for another See you in 18 years or at your wake when you realize your mistake it’s a long long walk off a short short pier
2.Doggie Man Boy Man2:25lyrics +
Are you looking for something to fix? A lost little puppy in a Misfits shirt? Tie my collar to my rent check and I’ll never leave your side Just holler and I’ll come, I’m your doggie man boy man Doggie man boy man, it beats living in a van Come when you call my name Your friends all think I’m lame You can fix me, yes you can, yeah I’m your doggie man boy Shoulda got a dog but you got me instead I’m never gonna go away Drink all the beer and piss on the rug, put my tail between my legs Come when you call my name, your friends all think I’m lame you can fix me yes you can, I’m your doggie man boy man
3.The Bloody Scar2:32lyrics +
I see it coming, It’s loud and clear Rip off the bandage, the bloody scar is still there I see it coming, It’s loud and clear Rip off the bandage, the bloody scar is still there Infection never went away, poppin’ pills just helped delay Antibiotics, they didn’t do a damn thing Now it’s pus-y and gross and ready to burst Welcome to the America that time forgot Where the fear and anger boils right up to the top It was right below but we couldn’t see Now we’re going back to 1963
4.Tiebreaker2:22lyrics +
You’re the tiebreaker baby, we’re never gonna get along You’re the tiebreaker baby, feels like we’re doing it wrong You’re the tiebreaker baby, everytime I win some I also lose You’re the tiebreaker baby, feeling like this time you gotta choose I’ll follow your lead It’s the blind leading the blind From the highest high to the lowest low, way down below We always have us such a damn good time You’re the tiebreaker baby, and I don’t know who’s keeping score You’re the tiebreaker baby, and I just can’t take anymore You’re the tiebreaker baby, going the wrong way on a one way track You’re the tiebreaker baby, I’m feeling like this time we won’t be back
5.Island Fever2:04lyrics +
I’m feeling pretty down, there’s rumors going around this town They’re saying that you’re going but you’re saying that you’re staying And I don’t know if you’re gonna be around When the trade winds start blowing They blow away those who aren’t settled down They pick up the dust, and when it blows too much Even the strongest winds get blown out of town Island Fever, I’m a believer That you can go far away, but there’s still bills to pay And you’ll find out it’s no holiday Thought you landed a permanent vacation Sipping mai-tais with the sand between your toes But when you’re stuck in a rut, and you can’t make a buck It’s time to let the trades take you home
6.I Just Want You To Care3:10lyrics +
How can you sleep at night? Do you take prescription meds? Do they counteract the horror that you feel so guilty for? Does it bother you anymore? Just water under the bridge Other people’s lives are not your concern When you lie awake at night, do you worry about the people you hurt? Or just about your money, just about what you can buy? I hope you can’t sleep and your thoughts are filled with horrible emotions Not because I want you to suffer, I just want you to care There must have been a time when you weren’t so hollow inside People used to like you, people could call you a friend What happened over those years? Did you trade compassion for power? Was it all about the money, or do you just love to hurt?
7.Selfie Mom2:17lyrics +
Selfie mom you look so happy But I know you’ve got something to hide behind those pretty eyes I can see through the smiles, I can see the pain I can see all the blame, the burden you alone keep That you carry alone, no one will ever know You only share the happy times with your friends Selfie mom you got it all figured out on the outside Selfie mom you’re falling apart on the inside It’s ok to let the tears flow through the mascara and onto the floor We’re all here for you to help you get along
8.Bad Dad1:51lyrics +
Staring at your phone while you're cruising down to Kona Sending creepy texts trying to get up on the down low Your kids are in the back seat, fighting for their lives Crossing yellow lines not watching where you drive You're a bad bad bad bad dad and you're making me mad Found yourself a mistress from the PTA Now your kids are getting playdates while you're romping in the hay Passing STDs while your kids are playing Sorry Quickie in the closet before your wife gets worried You're a bad bad bad bad dad and you're making me mad
9.I'm Unhappy to Live on Earth1:48lyrics +
I’m unhappy to live on Earth All these people make me squirm Other people wanna hug a tree I just wanna be set free Build me a spaceship, Get me a suit Heading to Venus in hot pursuit I just wanna be real far away from where you are You can have the birds, you can have the bees Heading to space let me be me There’s nothing on this planet that satisfies me Too much oxygen, too much to eat A desolate landscape with nothing to breathe Silent isolation brings me relief I just wanna be real far away from where you are
Credits
Recorded by Al Sancho · Mixed by Craig Billmeier · Mastered by Jack Endino
Press
“A friendly kind of rockin’ with just enough weird themes to make it appropriate for Halloween time. But who am I to hate on these dudes playing fun music in paradise?”— Maximumrocknroll #488, Jason Harding